July 29th 2010
The Art of Dick Suckin'..... Part 1
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by SingleDame on December 15, 2009, 3:37 am in Sex
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Damn....look at her. LOOK AT HER! Look how she kissin' that dick. She look all
sexy & focused don't she? She simply has the tip of that dick in her mouth
and she got that dick standin' TALL! She look happy & honored to suck that
dick don't she? When I look at her, the sexual sound effects that come to mind
are, "Mmmmmmm....*Slurp Slurp Slurp* Damn you taste so damn good Daddy *Slurp
Slurrrrrrp Slurrrp! I don't want to stop Daddy *SLURRRRRRRRP!* )Check My blog www.TheSingleDame.blogspot.com to see the photo to help with the visual.... LoL!)
LADIES LADIES LADIES, grab ya mutha fuckin pen and paper cuz ya girl Dame is about to share a few tips that shall reveal some truth about the ART of Dick Suckin'.......
You see.....Suckin' Dick is SERIOUS! No Fuck that ORAL SEX is SERIOUS! AND it should be absolutely MANDATORY that any sexually active human being should be WELL VERSED in the ART OF ORAL SEX.... Yet, for the sake of this particular blog, I'm going to focus on SUCKIN DICK.
Alright, let's get into this by first starting with my letting ALL the ladies know...it's okay to suck dick sweeties. I promise. From sooooo many men AND women I've heard that a lot of women either don't want to do it at all and simply WON'T.......OR there's the chick who despises and out-right disrespects the ART of suckin dick....by FIRST complainin' about how she don't want to do it because of this, that, and the other....But then she eventually builds up the "Strength" to get down on her beautiful knees to come face to face with the Beautiful Dick created by the Most High then.......BAM!
She get's to the dick and she start frownin at the dick like the dick done did her all wrong and dirty and called her all types of biches and hoes and sluts and stuff.
THEN, after she frowns, she gives the dick a lil' peck. Then another lil' peck. Then she lick it a lil' bit with her dry ass unprepared tongue. Then she stops and looks at the Dick's Owner as if in hopes of him sayin, "awwww...baby you don't really have to suck my dick. It's okay. I'll just eat ya pussy and call it even..." Ummmmmm...........NO BITCH. Of course he not about to say that shit....so she stares back at the dick in utter disgust and begins to lick it like it's a shit flavored lollipop! After that....she attempts to place the entire dick in her mouth.........yet the moment the tip of the dick touches the back of her throat.....THE BITCH START GAGGIN then her punk ass give up on The ART of Dick SUCKIN....and 2 weeks later she wonder why he actin like that and he dont' come around as much! LoL!
Now wait wait wait....I'm not judging anyone. I'm simply giving you all a simple example that is filled with the things I've heard from both men and women when it comes to Dick Suckin Failures.
If you are the chick I described above, please understand full and well that YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Believe it or not MOST ladies can't suck dick! There are even some MARRIED women who REFUSE to SUCK DICK! I don't understand how that bitch got the ring, BUT I do understand how her man don't be home most of the time.......Yup I said it. AND I mean IT!
Why is Suckin' Dick So Important? Because it feels GREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH! But I guess, I couldn't expect anyone asking this question to understand my response because if you ever sucked GREAT PENIS you would fully Feel me!
When a women sucks Great Dick she causes a mans Toes to Curl, Flip, Twitch, Jerk, and possibly Cramp.......but he can't feel nothing but your juicy & hot ass mouth and warm and wet ass tongue delivering immeasurable amounts of PURE FUCKIN PLEASURE to all the damn nerve endings found on his dick.
When a woman sucks great dick teh SEX IS EVEN BETTA! When you done suckin that dick he GONE BEAT THAT PUSSY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention if yall in the 69 position and you suckin great dick.....*Visual* GaDamn.....I can't even explain this one. I might flood my desk chair with my natural juices because I'm horny as hell off the THOUGHT of a bomb ass 69........*FLASHBACK* Mmmm..... *FLASHBACK* DAMN! Moving right along.....
Look, I'm not saying that a woman who sucks great dick will have all of her man problems eliminated. I'm not saying that a woman who sucks dick will never be cheated on. I'm NOT saying this AT ALL!
What I am saying is that a woman who learns The ART of Dick Suckin will appreciate SEX so much more and she will see a different side of man....TRUST ME! I know. You will be surprised how vulnerable a man becomes when he just experienced MIND BLOWIN ORAL SEX! He might be a lil quiet afterwards...he might not be able to move for a while. He might even look shocked! He might smile a lil' more than usual. He might call your phone or text you a lil' more often. He may want the Punani a lil more often. He may want to do shit he never wanted to do before just because YOU want to do it! LoL! And if yall break up for whatever reason....he might become a stalka. #I'mJustSayin
It may sound like bullshit but I'm SO SERIOUS! Yet I must admit, you probably won't believe me until you actually master The ART of Dick Suckin'. Before I became the great dick sucker that I am....I never imagined how much pleasure I could obtain by giving head!
Some may ask, "Well I thought only whores suck great dick? I don't want to be perceived as a whore!" Let me hurry up and answer this question because this fuckin questin PISSES ME OFF!!!!! How can a woman open up her legs and give a man her PRICELESS PUSSY....yet she all concerned about how he may think of her if she suck good dick! Bitch that just don't make any damn sense!!!!!!
Now, there are some men out there who may think that only a "Pro-Ho" can suck dick, BUT you don't want to be caught dead with a man so damn shallow. These are the thoughts of an insecure man and honey you don't want no insecure man. They bring dram and bullshit ON TOP OF MORE Drama and Bullshit!.......
Plus, I'm not a whore by any means and I actually learned The ART of Suckin' Dick while in my long term relationship. Hell after 8 years I betta had! LoL! One day, hopefully more people will understand the difference between a HO and a Natural Born FREAK!!!!! There's a difference I swear!.........
*****CHECK MY BLOG www.TheSingleDame.blogspot.com to Read the rest of this oh so freaky and educational blog! LoL!!! See you at my blog site! You won't regret it! I've gotten thank you e-mailes and Tweets already!!!*****
Forever Fabulous,
The Single Dame
LADIES LADIES LADIES, grab ya mutha fuckin pen and paper cuz ya girl Dame is about to share a few tips that shall reveal some truth about the ART of Dick Suckin'.......
You see.....Suckin' Dick is SERIOUS! No Fuck that ORAL SEX is SERIOUS! AND it should be absolutely MANDATORY that any sexually active human being should be WELL VERSED in the ART OF ORAL SEX.... Yet, for the sake of this particular blog, I'm going to focus on SUCKIN DICK.
Alright, let's get into this by first starting with my letting ALL the ladies know...it's okay to suck dick sweeties. I promise. From sooooo many men AND women I've heard that a lot of women either don't want to do it at all and simply WON'T.......OR there's the chick who despises and out-right disrespects the ART of suckin dick....by FIRST complainin' about how she don't want to do it because of this, that, and the other....But then she eventually builds up the "Strength" to get down on her beautiful knees to come face to face with the Beautiful Dick created by the Most High then.......BAM!
She get's to the dick and she start frownin at the dick like the dick done did her all wrong and dirty and called her all types of biches and hoes and sluts and stuff.
THEN, after she frowns, she gives the dick a lil' peck. Then another lil' peck. Then she lick it a lil' bit with her dry ass unprepared tongue. Then she stops and looks at the Dick's Owner as if in hopes of him sayin, "awwww...baby you don't really have to suck my dick. It's okay. I'll just eat ya pussy and call it even..." Ummmmmm...........NO BITCH. Of course he not about to say that shit....so she stares back at the dick in utter disgust and begins to lick it like it's a shit flavored lollipop! After that....she attempts to place the entire dick in her mouth.........yet the moment the tip of the dick touches the back of her throat.....THE BITCH START GAGGIN then her punk ass give up on The ART of Dick SUCKIN....and 2 weeks later she wonder why he actin like that and he dont' come around as much! LoL!
Now wait wait wait....I'm not judging anyone. I'm simply giving you all a simple example that is filled with the things I've heard from both men and women when it comes to Dick Suckin Failures.
If you are the chick I described above, please understand full and well that YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Believe it or not MOST ladies can't suck dick! There are even some MARRIED women who REFUSE to SUCK DICK! I don't understand how that bitch got the ring, BUT I do understand how her man don't be home most of the time.......Yup I said it. AND I mean IT!
Why is Suckin' Dick So Important? Because it feels GREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH! But I guess, I couldn't expect anyone asking this question to understand my response because if you ever sucked GREAT PENIS you would fully Feel me!
When a women sucks Great Dick she causes a mans Toes to Curl, Flip, Twitch, Jerk, and possibly Cramp.......but he can't feel nothing but your juicy & hot ass mouth and warm and wet ass tongue delivering immeasurable amounts of PURE FUCKIN PLEASURE to all the damn nerve endings found on his dick.
When a woman sucks great dick teh SEX IS EVEN BETTA! When you done suckin that dick he GONE BEAT THAT PUSSY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention if yall in the 69 position and you suckin great dick.....*Visual* GaDamn.....I can't even explain this one. I might flood my desk chair with my natural juices because I'm horny as hell off the THOUGHT of a bomb ass 69........*FLASHBACK* Mmmm..... *FLASHBACK* DAMN! Moving right along.....
Look, I'm not saying that a woman who sucks great dick will have all of her man problems eliminated. I'm not saying that a woman who sucks dick will never be cheated on. I'm NOT saying this AT ALL!
What I am saying is that a woman who learns The ART of Dick Suckin will appreciate SEX so much more and she will see a different side of man....TRUST ME! I know. You will be surprised how vulnerable a man becomes when he just experienced MIND BLOWIN ORAL SEX! He might be a lil quiet afterwards...he might not be able to move for a while. He might even look shocked! He might smile a lil' more than usual. He might call your phone or text you a lil' more often. He may want the Punani a lil more often. He may want to do shit he never wanted to do before just because YOU want to do it! LoL! And if yall break up for whatever reason....he might become a stalka. #I'mJustSayin
It may sound like bullshit but I'm SO SERIOUS! Yet I must admit, you probably won't believe me until you actually master The ART of Dick Suckin'. Before I became the great dick sucker that I am....I never imagined how much pleasure I could obtain by giving head!
Some may ask, "Well I thought only whores suck great dick? I don't want to be perceived as a whore!" Let me hurry up and answer this question because this fuckin questin PISSES ME OFF!!!!! How can a woman open up her legs and give a man her PRICELESS PUSSY....yet she all concerned about how he may think of her if she suck good dick! Bitch that just don't make any damn sense!!!!!!
Now, there are some men out there who may think that only a "Pro-Ho" can suck dick, BUT you don't want to be caught dead with a man so damn shallow. These are the thoughts of an insecure man and honey you don't want no insecure man. They bring dram and bullshit ON TOP OF MORE Drama and Bullshit!.......
Plus, I'm not a whore by any means and I actually learned The ART of Suckin' Dick while in my long term relationship. Hell after 8 years I betta had! LoL! One day, hopefully more people will understand the difference between a HO and a Natural Born FREAK!!!!! There's a difference I swear!.........
*****CHECK MY BLOG www.TheSingleDame.blogspot.com to Read the rest of this oh so freaky and educational blog! LoL!!! See you at my blog site! You won't regret it! I've gotten thank you e-mailes and Tweets already!!!*****
Forever Fabulous,
The Single Dame
Join the conversation, add your comment17 MEMBER COMMENT(S)
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On December 15, 2009, 7:50 am Wood says:
Plus, I'm not a whore by any means. No you didn't say that...lol. One day, hopefully more people will understand the difference between a HO and a Natural Born FREAK!!!!! There's a difference I swear!.........You ain't never lied.
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On December 15, 2009, 10:06 am MassAppeal says:
Whoa slim..Well this is a site about love....and relationships for mature adults to talk about right?
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On December 15, 2009, 10:59 am SingleDame says:
@MasAppeal....absolutely right. If anyone on this site can't handle it....then their sex life is horrible and my heart goes out to them.
@Wood.....yup. LoL. I said it! LoL. And as for the both of you....I sure hope you all visit www.TheSingleDame.blogspot.com to catch the rest of this blog post! Forever Fabulous, The Single Dame |
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On December 15, 2009, 11:16 am MassAppeal says:
Dame to be honest some women still struggle with mastering this technique. Sometimes things need to be said. I was just about to invite my mother here to FH to finally come read some of my blogs but uh...she can wait...lol.
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On December 15, 2009, 11:22 am SingleDame says:
@MassAppeal.....LOL!!!!!!! I mean....are you blaming me? You gone make Flager Hill support block my shit! LoL!
Forever Fabulous, The Single Dame |
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On December 15, 2009, 11:29 am MassAppeal says:
Dame I'm not mad at you. How bout we teach some of these women how to find a man first. That might be a good start then we'll work our way to part 2 & 3.
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On December 15, 2009, 11:36 am SingleDame says:
Well....*Coughs* that's easier said than done. BUT over on my blog I share a lot of my personal experiences of being single and SELF LOVE! When a woman loves herself eternally.....the right man shall come along easily. Until then we suffer.
Most Men and Women don't love themselves enough therefore they attract bullshit and drama, and/or pain. It's life. The strong survive. The Self Aware & Optimisit Prosper. So I'm sure I'll write more freaky educational blogs before I get the masses to find a MAN WORTH KEEPIN! But again...it's a work in process. I get a lot of thank you e-mails and very emotional e-mails from men and women who have learned very intricate things from my blog that has catalyzed their desire to do some soul searchin, self lovin, and BullShit Detoxin. Forever Fabulous, The Single Dame P.S. Your mother just might be an open-minded woman. She is a woman you know....our mother's know more about love & life than you give them credit for. If you ever had a conversation with her about love, life, and sex....you WILL learn something. |
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On December 15, 2009, 12:15 pm Wood says:
Single D, one of my partners was over my crib burning a CD, when I had Flagler Hill up with one of your first post. He went to your blog and start reading your escapades, etc. He called me to take a peak, and I thought you were off the damn hook with talking boo coo smack. He pointed out how you got two dudes that you were banging, and how you wanted to experience with a woman, etc. He also pointed out that you stated that you eventually wanted to settle down.
We start laughing and I stated... some man must have done something awful...lol. Hey SD, I'm glad sistas such as yourself are out there. Lawd knows the "brotha-hood would be in a jam if sistas such as yourself weren't out there to make things much easier for us... and some of us got ourselves in an 18 year jam anyway...lol. Sweety, keep doing what you are doing for as long as you can...with the "sista-hood" trying to clamp down on us brothas after reading that silly Steve Harvey book with those silly high standards... you are greatly appreciated. And that comes from the Preacher of the church on down to Ray Ray who lives in his momma basement. |
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On December 15, 2009, 12:35 pm SingleDame says:
Ummm...LoL. You and ya partner were over there laughing @ me! LoL! *Ouch* LoL. Hey...this is my life here!
No but seriously, I think I'm suppoe to take your comment as a compliment right? LoL. Ummm...thank you? LoL...Yet, I'm from Chicago, so when you say "boo coo smack" that's ebonics for "Bullshit"....clarify please. Tell your friend I said thanks for reading my blog! ALL support is MUCH appreciated! AND MUCH Respect to you for reading my material as well! Forever Fabulous, The Single Dame |
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On December 15, 2009, 12:38 pm SingleDame says:
Oops...My last comment is @ Wood.
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On December 15, 2009, 1:34 pm Wood says:
It is a compliment. Oh yeah, Boo Coo mean mega/alot/plenty, etc. I got the impression that you are "freaky", and back in the day, we use to refer to such sistas as a big time "freak". Some men may say whorish, while some may say she is just a freak, but most sistas would call it hoish, but I'm not saying what I think and I'll just say whatevery it is, it does us some good without costing us a lot...lol.
I don't think you are, but I do think you are "freaky"... is that ok to say? |
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On December 15, 2009, 1:39 pm MassAppeal says:
@Wood
Sounds like she still has you stuttering from her blog |
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On December 15, 2009, 4:43 pm Grace says:
HEY DAME!!TWO THUMBS UP ON THIS ONE!! I think you will be reaching a category of ladies who may be afraid or too shy to ask or discuss this topic. Now to make it fair someone should do the same for the fellas regarding the art of snackin' on the muffin....I'm just sayin! LOL!
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On December 16, 2009, 7:29 am Wood says:
Hey Mass, I remember my sophomore year me a few fellas would get with this one really sexy slim goody we called... "The Freak Master", who was really a nice and consevative looking sista who was really a big-time undercover freak. Boy I remember that slim goody body all over the place. Man oh man, back during those times, I really needed it in a bad way...draughts ain't no joke, and she ended a two month draught in the best way...lol.
I've come across quite a few big-time freaks during my time, but even they want a man to call their own sooner or later...and that is the tricky part. Some brotha got some hellacious Karma coming back at them for being really bad. |
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On December 28, 2009, 8:20 pm Monday says:
Such a powerful subject SD. !! REALLY! Most women DON'T or WON'T even address that they suck dick. Better yet, NEED to or should! LOL!! Thing about it is I know you are interested. You should be, you want the honey licked out of your box! There is NOTHING like suckin' your man's dick! Seeing his expressions and feeling his body temperature rise (and it will rise) and hearing his moans of gratifying pleasure.....OMGoodnesssssss.......the possibilities of what's in store for you are endless! !!!! |
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On January 9, 2010, 11:47 am MakStar says:
Girl This is Great Stuff. Thanks for putting this out there. I need to check your BLOG OUT NOW.
And you were on point with EMPHASIZING to the ladies that even becoming an expert in this wont prevent CHEATING, nor does it define the status of a relationship but he will have a GREATER appreciation for you. LOLI also appreciate the fact that you promote that we should have a HEALTHY mental attitude about not only vaginal sex, but Oral sex and it should not look at someting dirty or disgusting. It should be enjoyed and respected by both individuals. Its not something that you do with EVERYBODY but someone you want to impress a little more certainly should be TREATED to this ART FORM. Thanks girl. Kudos to you. |
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On January 9, 2010, 12:51 pm MakStar says:
I just red your BLOG!! Praise GOD! lol. Thank you sister. you have a fan here.
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